The Donation Manual

I don’t know about you but I sometimes find it hard to decide how much to donate. Here is a guideline to make life a little bit easier:

£2500
If you’re feeling generous you can sponsor me 1p per hair. Apparently this can range between 100-250 thousand hairs so I’m gonna assume that I’m at the top end of the scale. This is pocket change to all those city boys/gals who just got their Christmas bonuses!

£1235
This is the average price of a Habitat for Humanity build, so you can go ahead and fund a whole house if you like

£1000
For those who like round numbers

£987.11
For mathematicians who despise integers

£500
“I can’t believe she’s shaving her hair”

£250
To bribe me NOT to shave my hair

£100
“I’ll pay her to do it so I won’t have to”

£50
“Maybe she’ll meet a man by doing this”

£20
About the price of a haircut

£10
“I barely have enough for rent!”

£1-5
Anila who? Who the heck is she?

Click “Builder’s merchants” to see the individual price of raw building materials.

Other donations that would most certainly be appreciated:

• hats
• Indian head massage
• haircut at gents prices
• hair gel/mousse and styling tips
• a husband (it can’t hurt to ask!)