I don’t know about you but I sometimes find it hard to decide how much to donate. Here is a guideline to make life a little bit easier:
If you’re feeling generous you can sponsor me 1p per hair. Apparently this can range between 100-250 thousand hairs so I’m gonna assume that I’m at the top end of the scale. This is pocket change to all those city boys/gals who just got their Christmas bonuses!
This is the average price of a Habitat for Humanity build, so you can go ahead and fund a whole house if you like
For those who like round numbers
For mathematicians who despise integers
“I can’t believe she’s shaving her hair”
To bribe me NOT to shave my hair
“I’ll pay her to do it so I won’t have to”
“Maybe she’ll meet a man by doing this”
About the price of a haircut
“I barely have enough for rent!”
Anila who? Who the heck is she?
Click “Builder’s merchants” to see the individual price of raw building materials.
Other donations that would most certainly be appreciated:
- Indian head massage
- haircut at gents prices
- hair gel/mousse and styling tips
- a husband (it can’t hurt to ask!)
In the run up to my charity headshave I had quite a lot of friends and family suggest different ways of raising money for charity. Suggestions included:
- A huge cake sale
- Jumping out of a plane (many girlfriends saw this as preferable)
- Parachuting from somewhere other than a plane
- Other death defying stunts (the theme of risking my life continues)
- Auctioning off less vital body parts
- Doing a headshave in my place (from Ernie, an old man at my church with next to no hair)
I guess when I’m set on something (or in this case threatened it to enough people) I just have to go ahead and do it. I don’t know what this says about my personality, or whether it’s a good or bad thing? No comment!
I have inevitably accrued a few nicknames in the past few weeks. ‘Baldy’ is quite popular, but rather unimaginative. Still every single person who uses it laughs as though they were he first one to come up with it, haha. Others include:
* Scalp (thanks to Rhea my dear sister for this)
* Microphone (also Rhea)
* Tuppenny all-off (when haircuts like mine used to cost 2p?)
“What have you done with my sister?” Aaron my 14yr old brother
“We have this really old man who’s living in our house!” also Aaron
“I would look like a moon and Loretta would look like an egg” Natalie
“Can I stroke it?”
*stroking my head* (without permission)
“Have you got lots of hats lined up?”
Girls with boycuts
I keep getting “You look like Sinead O’Connor” (I really don’t) but I guess there aren’t that many girls with crew cuts. If you do, email me! Here are some more famous bald girls:
and… Sinead O’ Connor:
Add to my fundraising total by sponsoring me safely and securely online
click on the link below:
Any donations big or small are greatly appreciated! If you are a UK taxpayer, you can tick ‘gift aid’ and tax reclaim will increase pledges by a further 30%.
Hope you can give a little. I am well on my way to building a house with the money my headshave has raised so far. Many thanks to everyone who has sponsored me so far, peace and happy Christmas, Anila x
The night before
Jen and me prettifying ourselves. Oh, that would be the last time I’d have to spend hours diffusing my curly ‘fro!:
The number of days left ’til my hair execution…
The gals and me at La Tasca in honour of little Kavita’s twenty third year
My quiff threatens to take over Suzy’s face
Our waiter Miguelito and I compare afro
Miguelito learns the fate soon to befall my hair…
Fundraising beforehand in the shopping centre
Some pictures of me and my collecting team before the event:
Jen Rhea Helen me & Helz Kiran
Who could resist Kiran? (my lil bro’ who is apparently 14yrs old!)
Collecting – action shots! Check out the Ilford rudeboys…
Here’s a very nice man, and me beforehand getting nervous:
Click the thumbnails for a larger version of the photographs below:
Me and my loyal helpers in the grand coin collection:
Morgan looks none too pleased about my hair loss:
I was making a scissors sign, honest!:
Esther and crew tie my hair into lots of fountains…a look last sported when I was about 7:
They chop them off and hand them to me one by one:
Some Christmas shoppers stopped by to see what was going on:
Morgan and Efe had their heads in their hands for about 90% of the time:
And the clippers are out… The hair on my lap starts to resemble a furry rodent like creature
Ester takes my hair down to a fuzzy no. 2…Do you think I would have got more money if I left the right-hand tuft of hair there?
Clowns to the left of me…jokers to the right:
You’d be forgiven for thinking I was actually enjoying myself! Ester checks for final lumps and bumps, and adds the finishing touches to my new ‘hairstyle’:
My right hand did something funny when I clocked my reflection:
After Pictures (The Fallout!)
Lil Miss Hairy Face:
I felt famous for about five minutes! There was a lovely lady who came up and said some kind words. The looks on their faces are priceless:
At first I couldn’t stop touching my spiky hair. Please stop me making this into a habit! My old hair made a fetching toupee…
Friends a.k.a helpers take a well-earned rest:
My mum has trouble letting go of my hair…literally:
Chillin’ wit da homies!
Like sister, like brother? YOU decide!
Morgan still has that lost puppy look on his face:
One week on…Aisha and me at Frankie and Benny’s with me looking dreamily at her (unintentional) and later, laughing demonically:
Morgan’s face has returned to normal:
Kind of like IMDB, a list of movies I have starred in!
I did a short interview (about 5 minutes) with a lovely lady from BBC Local LONDON, and she ran a little feature on my charity headshave. It was a little after the event so you can see my new look. You can see it here (the link is on the right column):
You will need RealPlayer plug-in to view it. You can download it here:
If you weren’t able to come down to see my headshave, do not fear, I had dear ole Suzy video the whole thing, and thanks to the power of YouTube you can see it here (or if you were there, relive the moment once again). It’s in five parts because it was taken on a digital camera that doesn’t let you film for longer than about a minute continuously!
Listen for the end of the countdown. I was nervous in those last few seconds but then as they got going I got quite into it. You can hear a few people asking how I’m feeling and see me when they cut off and hand me my first ponytail. That was the point of no return, haha. There are quite a lot of flashes going off, mostly by my ‘little’ baby bro Ashlee who’s the one with the camera – all I needed was a red carpet, and I’d have felt like a movie star! Then Esther handed me a mirror so I could assess the damage thus far, although I can’t even really remember it
It was kinda weird to look at my hair on my lap. Then they whipped out the clippers and got to work on the shaving. You can hear a few exclamations of “Oh my God” and I point to Morgan who was too scared to watch (only jokin’ hun!)
Having my hair clipped was actually quite a nice sensation… Cue Suzy: “Uhh you don’t look that bad, no you don’t look that bad” It feel nice. I’m looking quite pleased with the extreme crop but the gal to my right isn’t so sure! Ashlee tried to coax a few more onlookers into donating a penny or two…
I assess people’s reactions in this video. Before I had a good look at my reflection, these guys were my ‘mirror’
Check out the assortment of cheesy grins as Esther styles my hair. I had a no1 on the edges, no2 on the sides and no3 on top, just in case you were thinking about going for the same look. Someone mentioned the advantage of a low/no maintenance hairstyle for getting ready in next to no time in the morning!